TheJonesHouse or Wi-Fi38276 not doing it for you anymore? Feast your eyes upon a list of super funny, super corny, maybe even a little scary ideas to spice up your Wi-Fi connection name.
PHRASES
Show Me Your Wi-Fi
Tell My Wi-Fi Love Her
God Save The Wi-Fi
Trust In God But Protect Wi-Fi
Lag Out Loud
Living on the Wire
Who What When Where Wi-Fi
No Laughing Router
Bandwidth Together
Wi-Fi Fo Fum
Live, Laugh, Lag
No LAN for the Wicked
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Wi-fi Art Thou Romeo
The Router That Could
I Pronounce You Man And Wi-Fi
NAMES
Benjamin FrankLAN
Warren Buffers
Abraham Linksys
Gordon FreeLAN
Theodore Routervelt
LAN Solo
Lord Voldemodem
Vladimir Computin
SpiderLAN
Winona Router
Martin Router King
Bill Wi the Science Fi
MUSIC
Everyday I’m Buffering
I’m Too Sexy for Wi-Fi
Drop It Like It’s Hotspot
Wi Believe I Can Fi
In Sync
Chance the Router
Pretty Fly for Wi-Fi
LAN of the Free
Wi-Fi Lo-Fi
Wi-Fi High-Fi
LAN Halen
Feel the Wi-Fi
BLUNT
Get Your Own Wi-Fi
Move On
Get Off My LAN
MR. SMOOTH
Link Up
Wi-Not?
Nothing But Net
Sky King
You know you want to
Keep It On The Download
Networking 9 to 5
Wi-Fi, Wi-Not?
MOVIE & TV
The LAN Before Time
May The Wi-Fi Be With You
Silence of the LAN
Fi-Wi Name, This Is
Lord of the Ping
Australia’s Next Top Modem
Wi-Fi in the Sky
Titanic Syncing
How I Met Your Wi-Fi
Where The Wild Pings Are
Modem Family
Live Long And Router
Return Of The Wi-Fi
MAGIC
Hogwarts Wall of Wi-Fi
Open Sesame
Yer a Wi-Fi Harry
Wi-Fi Genie
Connecto Patronum
The Chamber of Wi-Fi
JOKESTER
IP Steady Streams
It Hurts When IP
FreeVirus
C:Virus.exe
IP Frequently
Feeling Routy
The Password Is Gullible
Viruses Abound.
H.A.C.K.E.R.S
Hackers Club
Top Secret Network
Wi-Fi So Serious
Hi Neighbour
Spying on You
AFP Surveillance Van
99 Problems
5G Microchip
Password is Password
Hacking In Progress…
$1=$10MB
Wi Fried
Find my IP
IN THE SPOT
Since 1997
One Hot Spot
LANdownunder
Starbucks Wi-Fi
The Ping in the North
Routers Delight
La Casa De Internet
Ye Olde Internet
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS
Password is 1234
The Internet
Connected, Secured
Mom Use This One
Use Me
Click Me
Pick Me
CONFUCIUS
No Network Found
Connection Lost
Searching…
404 Wi-Fi Unavailable
Not in Range
404 Error
Airplane Mode
Unavailable now
Nearby Wi-Fi
Printer Only
No Devices Found
Loading…
Public Wi-Fi
Weak Signal
Server Error
Slow Wi-Fi
SCARE TACTIC
Local Police Network
Connect For Viruses
Russian Hackers
Area 51
No More Mister Wi-Fi
I Am Always Watching
Byte Me
Corona Virus
RIP LAN
SECURITY GUARD
No Wi-Fi For You
Connect At Your Own Risk
Protect Your Net
Nacho Wi-Fi
Access Denied
Try Me
No It’s Not Free
Prohibited
Potential Threat
Witness Protection
MR. NICE GUY
Wi-Fi Alliance
It’s Free, Enjoy
Sharing is Caring
Wi-Fi Grab